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DadBod Society



Regular price $26.00 USD
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!!!!important: !!!This product is available in the United States only sorry cant be helped thems the rules from the DBS factory idk why they wont tell me they dont let me down on the assembly floor

the gooner head logo thing. i just wanted my own gooner designs so I can atleast say hey I did make that idea too, youre not special for putting helmet and nods on somthing, i did it better tho, look at this friggen thing bro, yeah you used a hot pin up girl but no one really likes women and anyone who has that is just trying to make sure people know hes not gay, im wearing a hot chick on my shirt because i dont fuck dudes.

These are also a special polyester material that may not feel good if you have sensory issues like when you touch Styrofoam and you go beast mode at the anime con 


ok below, this is them talking not me ok this is their claim. this is what they asked the friggen pattern making machine to put out to you. look at this because this is the default text and if you see this on another webstore that guy sorry im gonna be a bit contrarian here dude look at it. they makea da shirt or whatever and they dont even bother to try and talk about the product. wam bam thank you mam (you the customer) buy my shit but im not even bothered to change the default text



Stay cool, dry, and confident even during the most intense activities in this unisex performance crew neck t-shirt. Made from premium, moisture-wicking fabric with odor resistance, stain release, and UV protection, this shirt’s perfect for going to the gym, playing sports, hiking, or any other activity.

• 100% premium polyester
• Fabric weight: 0.12 oz/yd² (4 g/m²) LMFAO yeah dude you doing fucking science and math when you buying this? yards squared?? ok the average customer isn't fucking looking at this and if they do read it their eyes roll back like THX1138 (the directors cut)
• Soft, moisture-wicking fabric
• Fade and snag resistant
• Relaxed fit
• UPF44+ protection
• Reinforced shoulder seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti and Mexico

Important: This product is available in the United States only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product. 

• Please note that the prints on the t-shirt may have variations in texture and appearance. This is due to a natural byproduct of the printing process called glycol, a nearly-clear glossy substance that may give the print a shinier appearance where present. Glycol is water-soluble/miscible, so washing the garment will easily remove it.
• Due to the heat press used in the printing process, there may be some shading around the print area on darker-colored t-shirts. We recommend washing the garment to help mitigate any temporary color changes caused by the heat press.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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